Roy Marmelstein
Have You Seen My Leg?

Do you want to try it? No? Yes? I seriously don't mind... You can have it. No point arguing over nothing... Have you seen my leg? It must be around here somewhere... I tell you, mother was right. The world is divided between "forks" and "knives". I use to think I was a "fork"... Imagine my surprise when she found out. Ha! The look on HER face...

FUCKING HELL! Where did I put it? Could you check underneath the bed? So..... what do you think? about Maggie? I reckon she likes you... Have you seen my leg?