Rob Miles

A boy walks into the super market. He has enough money to buy enough food to keep him in health. He does not have enough money to buy all the food he wants to chow down on. Why not steal all the food he wants, mm hmm fill that belly. "It's ok" he thinks, "because I don't have enough money to buy it but if I did I'd pay for it, so I'll take it and eat it. This supermarket doesn't need my money, they make loads an all anyhow. And I is well hungry."
Thats right boy, stealing is fine.
Stealing is fine.
Go and steal.
Please, steal from me.
Take my stuff.

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